12 Twas The Bite Before Boxed Christmas Hilarious Greeting Cards 4.63 x 6.75 inch Merry Xmas Note Cards for Holidays Gifts Funny Christmas Food

Send everyone you love this Christmas Greeting Poem by NobleWorks to let them know its quite normal to eat all the goodies you can this time of the year. Twas the Bite Before Christmas tells it like it truly is. To hell with the diets, eat all the cupcakes, fruitcakes, brownies and eggnog you can. They can worry about their clothes fitting after the Holidays. NobleWorks humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. in the good ol US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease ones closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized oh snap, size does matter after all! There are merely about 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqu, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!